dirtyhipsterharry:

when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her



the-homie-sexual:

plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over



bakedly:

people who show you new music are important



got-stars-in-your-eyes:

got-stars-in-your-eyes:

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.



kushandwizdom:
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kushandwizdom:

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jodiefoster:

me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright 
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today 



Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.

(via poetic)


tastefullyoffensive:
“ (via dustofoblivion)
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tastefullyoffensive:

(via dustofoblivion)



poe-damnneron:

Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’











vangoghcean:

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it