when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
plot twist: you let someone in and they don’t fuck you over
My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂
Bless his heart.
Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.
me: soft, full of love, forgiving, kind, bright
also me: can hold grudges for years, bitter as hell, already cried twice today
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
(via poetic)
Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’
there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it




